Gargoyle

General Lee speaking...

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I believe the terminology that makes that sound is a Phat Muffler, with the ph for added phatness of course!

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Yes, indeed! And we certainly can't do lo-phat! ;)
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Is that like lo-phat yoghurt?
I have to say that you completely surprised me with the references to Dukes of Hazzard. And I'm a little embarrassed to say that I wrote a gushing fan letter to John Schneider.

Who would have thought that you guys across the water also got this less-than-stellar example of tv?
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Low brow, high brow, furrowed brow, uni-brow ... I cover it all, Dawn! ;)

I would love to know what you said in your letter to Mr. Schneider.. please do tell!

Rosco P. Coltrane...

Didn't he have a deputy called Anus or something similar?

I was ten at the time, so God only knows what sort of mushy-gushy stuff was in the letter. I was old enough, however, to be cynically disappointed by the reply of a high-gloss, impersonal, publicity brochure.

The bastard!
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Dawn, I'm stunned, shocked and disappointed! The least you could have expected was a completely impersonal, mass-manufactured, "signed" photograph of the man. Fully-clothed.

There falls another of my idols. Okay, maybe not. But it sounded good anyway.
I looked it up. He was called 'Enus' but it was definitely pronounced Anus.

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